Emergency Medicine...

I was reading this and it's pretty accurate!

You Might Be in Emergency Medicine If:

you believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.

you have the bladder capacity of five normal people.

you can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio.

your idea of a good time is a cardiac arrest at shift change.

you disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see.

you have your weekends off planned a year in advance. (?? What's a weekend?)

you believe that "Shallow Gene Pool" should be a diagnosis.

you believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

you believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if the phrase "Wow, it's really quiet" is uttered.

when someone calls you a bastard, you take it as a compliment.

when you are out in public you compliment a complete stranger on their good veins.

you have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit".

you have ever referred to someone's death as a "Celestial Discharge".

you refer to someone in respiratory distress as a "Smurf".

your idea of a really good time is Duelling Defibrillators.

you have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide: Getting it Right".