Witness in Court

Well I was grilled for 20 minutes on the stand as a witness. I learnt that you must be very careful in any letters you issue as the patient can claim it is a medical report! Anyway the lawyer was harping on the difference between tendang and pukul. Well if it is a bruise, it could be anything like a blunt instrument!
Anyway the day in court was so boring with a lot of repetition. The most exciting thing was this elderly gentleman who kept on farting loudly!